So, I made a funny a few weeks ago
Friend:’A friend of mine used to go to burger king on a semi-regular basis and he always used to get really annoyed because they’d put the burger box (with the burger inside it) on to his tray upside down. And, one time when I was there with him he had just got given his tray – he opened the burger box thing, to find it was upside down, and he said to the dude who had given it to him “Dude, what do you think I am, left-handed?”‘
And we all laughed, and I was, like, “Well, what if it was a pseudo-burger?”
Some people laughed anyway. At least I did.